BEACH BLOOPERS
Enjoy these real-life "embarrassing moments" at the beach from Myjellybean.com readers... and be glad they didn't happen to you!
Boob Tube
One day last summer, I went to the beach with my friend. We rented a giant inner tube and we were floating around on it in the water. These cute popular boys came up and started goofing around with us. One of them pushed me off the tube as a joke. When I came up, I was kind of hugging the tube and trying to pull myself up the side of it. My bikini top rolled right up and I was exposed! Thank goodness I managed to get my top back down before any of the guys noticed. I think I'll stick to one pieces this year!
Bike Much?
My friends and I were at the beach, riding bikes. I was riding really fast and suddenly, I was right in front of a parked car! I slammed on the brakes but I accidentally hit the front brakes instead of the back ones. I did a complete flip over the car and made a huge dent in it! These hot guys on bikes rode over and they said, "Are you ok, do you need help?" I was okay, but I was completely embarrassed.
Spot The Difference
My school took a trip to the beach. I bought a new bikini for the trip and I put it in my backpack so I could change at the beach. When we got to the beach, all my friends started to head out to the water, so I pulled my shirt and shorts off and started running after my friends. Everybody started laughing and I had no idea why. Then some guy yelled, "Nice bra!" I completely forgot that I had decided to change into my bikini and I didn't have it on yet. For the rest of the day I hid in the bathroom.
Underwater Discovery
My family went on vacation and we spent every day at the beach. One day, we went lobster diving and I was being dragged behind the boat looking for lobster holes. My bathing suit top was too loose and it dropped off. A cute guy from the boat (he was my age) jumped into the water because he thought I had found something. He ended up seeing my chest while I was fixing my top! After that, he was as embarrassed around me as was I around him.
You Must Be Very Proud
My best friend and I went to the beach and were swimming in the ocean. I really had to pee, so I told my friend to move because I was going to go. She said she would go too, and she shouted at the top of her voice that it was her "first official Pee in the ocean." These hot guys were behind us and they heard every word!
Wave Goodbye To Your Suit
My best friend invited me to the beach with her and her brother. I had a big crush on her brother so I was very excited! I bought a new string bikini just to impress him. At the beach, we were having a sand fight when a storm started to blow through. We all went into the water, about knee deep, to rinse off. Then a huge wave came and knocked us over! When I stood up, I didn't realize that my bathing suit had come untied and floated away! It was my crush who pointed out that my bathing suit was nowhere to be seen. I got out of the water crying and ran all the way to the cabin with nothing on!
All Bums Look Alike
My boyfriend and I went to the ocean to scuba dive last summer. We were swimming around, having a great time in the water. I decided to swim up behind my boyfriend and give him a friendly pinch on the bum. He didn't respond in his usual way - pinching back - so I just swam ahead. Later, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't respond to my pinch. He said he hadn't been swimming anywhere near me. It was then that I discovered I had pinched my diving instructor's bum! He was about three times my age! Cringe!
Rock On!
I went to the beach with my family. I was lying on my towel in the sand and I saw these hot surfer guys walk by. They sat down near me and I really wanted to talk to them, but I couldn't think of anything to say. So I put on my headphones and started to listen to my favorite CD. I lay there on my stomach and started to jam out to the song, not really noticing what I was doing. No one else could hear the music, and my headphones were on thin wires ones that you could barely see. When the song ended, I looked around and the surfers were definitely looking at me, but not the way I wanted them to. I realized that since no one else could hear my music or see my headphones, it looked like I was having a seizure (or so my sister told me later). I wanted to sink right into the sand!
Shorts Show
Last summer, my friends, our moms and I went on a vacation to the beach. I had a crush on my friend's brother and we were getting along really well. About halfway through the week, I got my period. It normally starts out light so I wasn't worried about it too much. I was playing volleyball that day, wearing a tank top and white shorts. I saw my friends pointing at my butt and I realized my period had leaked through for everyone to see! My crush thought it was the most hilarious thing ever. I wanted to die!
Tippy Canoe
My most embarrassing moment would have to be when my sister, a friend and I were canoeing at the beach. There were these super hot guys sitting on the beach so I thought I'd be "cool" and stand up in the canoe. Big mistake. After I stood up, a big wave came and I lost my balance and fell out of the canoe! Not only that, but the canoe tipped and the other two people fell out also. The guys were laughing hysterically at us.
What a Bust
I went to the beach with my mom and my friend. We had a picnic and then I went into the bathroom to change into my bathing suit. I had to carry my clothes in a ball down to the beach. Later, my mom had to go up to the bathroom. While she was gone, my friend and I flirted with some cute guys. On the way back, my mom came running up holding up my small sports bra and shouting, "Honey, you dropped your bra in the sand!" The guys couldn't stop laughing and I was so mad at my mom. Then my friend asked how my mom knew the bra was mine, and my mom said because it was so tiny!
My Hot Summer Look
I went to the beach with my friend. We meant to leave the door to her house open (little did we know it would lock behind us). Later, when we got back from the beach, we realized that we were locked out. My friend had on a lime green halter top, red cheering pants, slippers, and her hair was not in the best shape. My outfit wasn't as bad but my hair had gone all thick and frizzy. We had to wait about an hour for my friend's dad to get back so that we could go inside. To top it all off, my hot summer crush walked by and just stared at us. He had never really seen me before that... great first impression!